Mrs. Teevee:
Loompaland? There's no such place.
Willy Wonka:
Excuse me, dear lady, but...
Mrs. Teevee:
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Willy Wonka:
Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is.
Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa
Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and
left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think
nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and
safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and
Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."